Jack Taylor
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Thoughts? bekklooker
Don't know you that well, but you're really kind and nice to everyone!
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
Not enough beers
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Me poodz garrettb
Dart master Gaz, legend, part of the schedule, loves a beer even though you drink shtty Carlton draught
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What would you call your autobiography?
Slab and pack of darts thanks mate: The chronicles of a VB master
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What do you want most out of life?
To be able to maximise VB consumption for all Australian taxpayers and broaden the Australian economy by doing this
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What is your motto?
VB, for a hard earned thirst
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What's under your bed?
6 pack and a cut lunch hopefully
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Is your year going great ?
I dunno, I'm not a plumber.
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What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Beers with the lads
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You're a scared piece of shït. ZacAitken
No you are Matt King scared after you got stuck behind the train from McCafe to kfc
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Couldn't have put it better myself Jackk.R
Her position has now been filled with the wonderful Riley Ralston
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You are a piece of shît, and also the most scared person I have met in my life. You did not bash anyone in that nightclub, you ran. You are so bad at KFC, you were told to get a scraper, not look at the P&G paper.
Jesse Pinkman.
Matthew King is this really you? I'm so sorry you were stuck behind the train from McCafe to KFC. As for Zac Aitken you are the most scared person I've ever met and also quite frankly the biggest piece of ****.
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Unforgiveable statements from Ms Ward... Jackk.R
After all the opportunities that were put forward to her. We created positions to employ her, but no, that wasn't good enough. To make it worse she public ally defamed us and accused us of unfair discrimination. Best of luck to her in the real world xx
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Who was the last person to break your heart ?
Sarah Ward, she called the Board Of Chiefs 'unprofessional'
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What could you talk about forever?
Vb and banter with the lads
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Did you know that 1/4 teens will contract an std
Thanks Gezza, did you find that out while you and your 4 mates from the Bush Pigs footy club fücked the Bush Sows netball club around the bonfire?
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Alphonse, no. You're the worlds biggest piece of shît. You're so scared, you would fight Jesse after he knocked out Browny.
Kind regards, Jesse Pinkman.
Bîtch.
You only sent me this question out of pure scaredness. This "confrontation" with Jesse never happened haha. I'd like to see him do what he said he did now. You are the biggest piece of shït I have ever laid eyes on
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B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
B for Bitter , as in Victoria Bitter. Our lord and saviour
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If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
Button that dispenses VB on demand
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What would make you happy?
Back flipping a jet ski down the river with critter and the boys with the slab mum and dad gave me but they don't know I drink. Walked to the beechy servo, asked for some cigars, are you 18? Alright. Next morning went to state athletics to compete in high jump, or was that zone athletics? I can't remember. Have a beer after my first game of seconds footy, there was some left in the box so I had another one. Sculled a bottle of Smirnoff vodka with mum and dad, but as I said earlier, they don't know I drink. Thanks Ethan
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Vb every 5 minutes? Why not 24 vbs every 2 minutes..? Jackk.R
So true Mr Schindler
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Opinion on the rapist guards in the detention centers?
Its fücking disgusting
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A super power you wished you had and why ?
Flying aswell as a vb popping up every 5 mins in my hand
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What are your thought that australia only taking 0.29% of the worlds refugees?
Only taking? Better than nothing I guess
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Thoughts on Matt King? ;) ZacAitken
Don't get me started, probably the best footballer to ever grace the earth
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Whats the one thing you cannot forgive ?
The ever increasing price of VB: It has recently come to my attention that the price of VB has been ever increasing. I am aware that it cost many dollars to make a genuine brew (i.e. Vic Bitter). But the cost of Vitamin is is getting beyond a joke. No more than 8 weeks ago, a singular slab of VB was being advertised for $39.98 on a regular basis. Now it's bloody $41.98 at best for a slab of VB! Who makes the prices? Not everyone has the money (by everyone I mean me) to buy multiple slabs in one financial transaction. This is well beyond the pale Carlton and United Brewries. Lift your game. Kind regards, Chief Jack Taylor, on behalf of the whole wide land we call home, Australia.
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A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Yes olde Victoria Bitter
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iPhone,ipad and ipod users ,are you using IOS7 or IOS8 ?
iDrinkVB
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brayden miller?
Only met him a couple of times, seems like a funny lad though haha, would like to get to know him better
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What one thing do you want the other person to do that would fix things between you?
We could reconcile over a few Vic Bitters
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Me Alphonse? ZacAitken
Where do I start, firstly you're a huge piece of shît. But you don't mind that disgusting concoction of goon, loves a dart, funny cûnt, and yeah thanks Matt K
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How do you react when you encounter a homeless person?
Beers
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Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
16, I discovered Vic Bitters
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What's your favourite word or phrase ?
Piece of ****, ooh briefcase, briefcase mong
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A memory you want to forget ?
The one time I sipped a light beer.
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What is your nickname ?
Poodlè
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Am I still a novice or have I been promoted? Ralston17
Semi professional Novice. You're on the rise my son
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What is the one thing that should be taught in school that isn’t already?
Bic Vitters
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Me Alphonse? ZacAitken
Piece of shît haha
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Ffs, now me chief poodle? Ralston17
Legend Sir Ralston, one of me best mates, sadly I can't say that you down tins like a pro because you seem like a novice, but we needa get CWC tickets organised haha
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Me Graeme? Ralston17
You need to send me the legal stuff before I can answer this thanks pitched outside leg 6 inches from the stumps but yeah out lbw
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Lamborghini or Ferrari?
Lambrari
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Me shrek? Xo Jackk.R
Ah gày man, actually a fûcking jet at soccer, grouse mate, loves shrek and giving Jewish ladies a hot shower in the gas chamber, sinks tins, can you get any better? love you Oskar Schindler
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Plans for the new year ?
Vic bitters
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Sick of fûcking shrek shît Jackk.R
Fûck you man get the fûck outta here you brainwashed your god damn brother
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"Don't go chasing waterfalls", "why the fùck would i do that, thats just fúcking stupid" - Al jol
Agh gày man! Mam! Mam! He's talking about god damn shrek shît again!
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The best song in 2014 for you ?
Waterfalls- TLC
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Who would you take a bullet for?
My VB slab xoxo
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Jacky tails bro. nicklrichards
Yeah dads good thanks
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How do you want to end 2014 ?
With a beer in hand
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What is your biggest fear?
Goon
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Ella James ?
Lovely girl, doing my deb with her, Loose cannon on the beers!
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What turns you off ?
Stuck up, rude, *****yness.
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Harry condon
aka muscles
Sean Condon is a good bloke
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Money or Love ?
Cold hard cash
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How much is enough money for you?
753265457874489086443267888 times COS times by Pythagoras Theorem squared billion
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Heard riley is the best downball player in the world?
I guess he is ok at it.
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Tay Bigham?
Really nice, good looking. Was a member of the greatest class of all time. Played in the greatest cricket game of all time. Sad to see her go to cathedral
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Riley Ralston?
One of my best mates, knows his **** about sport, ok at downball
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If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
Do i you have a hot wife?
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If you met Nelson Mandela what would you have told or asked him?
G'day
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What happens when we die?
You die.
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Type of person you would like to marry?
Katy Perry.
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A Movie that made you cry?
Elmo in Grouchland, The blind side
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Thoughts on legend?
He's a absolute legend, as the name suggests
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f***,YOUR PERFECT,LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT
who is this?
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Hmm Love ya babe,but seriously i like you
who are you?
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if i tellyou,you will judge me
don't think i will
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You Will,You can do way better than me
Who are you?
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but what if you dont like me,what if your too good for me
i wont judge
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Has Riley told you that i liked you? iv meen messaging you on Facebook.................... Bit**
who is this? inbox me?
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You're a Curley headed prick go f*** yourself with your brothers wand u stupid bad mannered ****
Your a lanky **** Riley!!
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Look,I've seen you around school heaps and I think your really hot and look so nice,I really like you but your too good for me,and I'm well ugly please start noticing me xx
-love me
Oh really, inbox me!?!?
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Have you ever been friendzoned?
ive never had a friend so....
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Hottest girl in your clas*?
Man, wouldn't say that there's many in my class. I dunno maybe Tayla or Ella. Who knows?
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Gee I wonder who has money........
Who?
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Get me a hot jam.
God jam it!!
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Bit**es be stuffing up links
Yeah, sorry about that