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bro hows this for a simile. It felt just like a **** piercing my ear.
Very nice mashallah
Is there anyone in your grade you wish you were friends with or better friends with?
Yeah quite a few tbh
jack off or study phys?
Man I bbmed you 2 hours ago you little f***
what is the best case for your future right now? what is the worst?
I have no idea. I'm either gonna do something great or burn out imo
What would be your reaction if you get accepted to UCLA???
I will give everyone in a 5 mile radius oral
Even the janitor in KFC
Where do you picture yourself a few years from now?
I was gonna make a joke about being a martyr and going to heaven but I really don't know. When I think ahead I see nothing
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Shrek is atheist and haram!
I like this girl, but she's with someone else. I'm trying to act like I'm indifferent, but I just want to uppercut the guy and kiss her in public because I love her....I've been her friend for 11yrs. Should I tell her?
You should avoid openly saying it unless you're sure the person reciprocates
In the meantime, try working on slowly getting yourself out of the friendzone. Be around other girls, have fun, start getting a bit flirty with her over time (SLOWLY) and hopefully when shi* ends with her boyfriend you'll be around.
11 years is a really long time though, what the f*** were you doing?
I'm only typing this because i'm avoiding Physics btw.
Otherwise i'd just go like "lol u mad"
how do you feel about ucla tomorrow?
I'm obviously getting rejected man
On a scale from white to ammar, how black are you?
An Abner Lobo/Ammar
do you like p**** in your an***?
haram
shutup slu*, hes f***ing se*y. amro13
k bbs
thoughts on amro? se*iest **** alive right? amro13
he\'s such a f*****, he forgot to go anon this one time.
thoughts on ammar? how could you be bestfriends with him?:S
he's a legend man
pretty f***ing dumb question to ask
دا شنو يا عمك
keeef ya kbeer
Looks like we're failing together my friend....SHUT THE **** UP and go to sleep.....
NEVER
favorite villain of all time? sanjna
Probably The Joker.
Very three dimensional character.
My Bit** keeps giving me attitude. How should I as*ert my dominance over this slu*?
Treat her with some respect. If that doesn't work out. Stick your Dic* in her eye. Blind the Bit**. Then leave her.
you're an absolute f***ing as* wipe, to the core, and you're going nowhere in life...absolutely nowhere.
Really? :(
That makes me sad, man.
bhenchod. I'm writing this to see if qoohme is multilingual.
tum bhot khubsoorat ho, anon.
Does Zayed even lift?hehe
nah man, he does pushups and eats chicken
stays safe
"I'm going to stuff your hot as* with my p****, f*** so hard, Pull out last minute and then *** all over your back/feet.
yum"
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA I f***ING LOVE YOU MAN <3
It's either Pedro or Shahrour.
go study bio
I'm studying wallah
Gotta split this into two: Did you know that every night, when you're fast asleep, a pig flies over your roof? Hence the phrase, "if pigs can fly"
TIL
because one man actually saw it and tried to tell everyone but they all laughed at him and then he committed suicide (RIP). No one ever sees it now because everyone's always asleep =/ Sad life really.
wallah haraam
i love it when you call me big poppa
Big Poppa.
I think its f***ed up that you don't answer fans.
Didn't do that shi* intentionally just to diss you.
kush loves you
I love me, too.
Hi
hai u want manicure pedicure u bekham berry purty
Why is there a South Sudan and no North Sudan?
Religious conflict between the Islamist north and the Pagan/Christian South. Sad, really.
Omar pls go
wer shd I go?
I'm going to stuff your hot as* with my p****, f*** so hard, Pull out last minute and then *** all over your back/feet.
yum
what did the cat say to the lion?
he told the lion Bit** to stfu
son, i am disappoint
faethor pls
What did you have for lunch?!
cockmeat sandwich
why does Ammar have a bigger **** compared to you?
Because he likes asking me anonymous qs on qooh
Are you a homophobe?
Yes i'm so homophobic i can't listen to frank ocean anymore
And Big ofcourse, (No hetero) ZayedF
**** yum yum
Keep mirin' son-Zayed
Zyzzesthetics brah
well said down there,think i'm starting to respect you again
I wonder why you stopped :P
I teach you in school, you need to calm down in the clas*room.
Of course.
best feature in a girl?
I know this sounds cheesy, but brains.
No matter how attractive you are I cannot get over excess stupidity.
It isn't cute, it's f***ing irritating.
Is it true that your room is filled with poo?
I swim in it every day.
I heard you were really nice last year.. Until you came up and talked to me recently, it somehow changed my mind! Even so, I still like your attempt at approaching everyone - watch out for ur first impressions g
haahah I was really nice last year, I'm sorry you feel that way, and thank you; will do.
baby baby cantchu see that im the only one for me......................... beep beep boop boop.
haram
I want you to RAM your p**** into my as*hole. I'm a guy
If you have a p****, i\'m pretty sure you\'re a guy.
My butt craves your touch and affection. Ram that sudanese **** deep inside me till i squeal from joy
haram
Is it true that your right nostril is slightly larger than your left because you tried to fit a p**** inside it?
Both are equally deformed from phallic insertion
I pick my friends with my finger's nose
ewwwwwwwwie ewwww
but you told me to let it rip. make up yo goddamn mind woman
an*** se* gives diseases
Choose the best part of your body for a mas*age: Toes or The right buttcheek?
Toes
Which dustbin did your mum pick you up from and why did she decide to keep you?
HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!
Is your "Let it rip" heading because you always let one rip during your clas*?
I let one rip everywhere g
if a ball dropped 4.7m from a roof. how fast will it have been after it had bounced from the ground? disregarding air resistance. take g to be 9.8 with an initial velocity of 7.0m/s... here you go smartas*..
It would be 0 the second it bounced regardless of all this shi*.
But how many seconds after it hits the ground?
Is it true you pick your nose and wipe it on your friends?
I pick my nose with my friends' fingers.
Is it true you pick your nose and wipe it on your friends?
When I don't eat it
Do you sometimes wish you had Nicki Minaj's as*?
I get spanked enough AS IT IS
Strong Qooh/10
you mirin?
ive heard that youve got three nipples and 2 belly buttons. please tell me why.
because it's true.
skype call me and I will show you.
if a ball dropped 4.7m from a roof. how fast will it have been after it had bounced from the ground? disregarding air resistance.
what are you taking g as? 9.8 or 10? and was it dropped from rest or with an initial velocity?
*prrfffffffftttttttttttttttttt... ah that was relieving. thanks.
how dare you pas* gas in the presence of a lady.
rate your self from 1 - 10 how black are you?
1 being Anne Hathaway 10 being akon? probably 6
You love me forever Ammar9
ofcouse
I've come to the conclusion that you are psychologically unstable, you need help.
I have regular sessions with a therapist.
I like you. You seem awesome.
That's very kind of you, Anon.
What part of ''I'm going to s*ck your Dic*, you better f***ing watch out'' do you not understand? YOU'RE SO f***ING VULNERABLE. I'M GOING TO PUT THAT MEAT IN MY MOUTH.
stahp it anon, das*gay :/
Homie g.
real nigguh whattup
I WANT TO BREAK UP
I think it is time I let you go, and that is so hard to do because some part of me will be in love with you for the rest of my life, but the daydreaming, the running in place .. it's not healthy. So this is me, cutting the cord. This is me, doing what I should have done eight months ago ... saying goodbye.
This is so cool!! :)
Are you going to be in 12S??
I wish you will be in my clas* again! ;)
Yes I am!
I'd wish so too if you had left you name!
How was pure bro?
I pas*ed! :D
12S wooo.
Thanks for asking my man
f***ing ****s here brah Shayan.H
All good man.
I don't mind at all tbh :P
SRSLY U GUYS LOOK AT ME IM OMAR GURASHI IM GAY AND SAY STUPID LAME THINGS ON FACEBOOK GIVE ME an*** NOW OMG IM SO GAY GIVE ME ATTENTION HEHEHEHEHHE SO GAY
hahaha this is so funny!
You're obviously someone with oodles of self esteem that doesn't need to hate on people anonymously to make themselves feel better about how useless and empty their lives are!
BUT, if you were someone like that, you could always unsubscribe from my posts on facebook or even unfriend me!
The possibilities are endless you homophobic f***! :)
Hope I helped!
What's up with Ammar? Does he a girlfriend now?:O
Although I can proudly say that guy is one of my best friends..
I HAVE NO f***ING IDEA! Wallah i'm asking him now though.
Whattup OG ;) Why r these muf***a's asking you retarded questions , i feel like they are all shahrour :p
f***ING SHA7AT
if your going to repeatedly ask people to ask you anonymous questions. Answer the questions...
I'm answering all of them braah
hahaha
If you make a stupid statement like f***ing my feet, you're gonna get a stupid respose though.
yo hook me up
with what? hahaha
hahaha cant wait for the parking before exams stress stress that gives it away
HAHAHAHA you could be three people but whoever you are I love you, bro.
and we'll never forget this shi*
I want to make a foot Pu**y out of you and f*** your feet
putty? feel? ahh
if i were you
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ANON
TELL ME PLEASE!
you seem really smart on facebook why is it that at school its like :s ?
Maybe i'm dumber than what I post on Facebook, maybe I just don't feel like setting an impression on you in person. Maybe i'm just shy. Either way, you'll never find out if you judge me by my Facebook profile instead of getting to know me :P
ΣήμεÏα ο αδελφός μου, μας πεθαίνουν με ΤΙΜΗΣ!
f*** YES
I'll s*ck your Dic*. You better watch out f***er
If I watch out will I miss out on this golden opportunity?
you chew gum and keep it between your toes?? Wth bro.
wine-gums!
can you really do the splits? :/
only on another man's lap.
i heard that you shave one butt check and let the other one grow really hairy.. Why?
because I only pose for magazines with one side of my body brah.
are you and Shayan tight
Who's Shayan? :s x
Are you and Shayan H big down there
2 inches collectively
Hallelujah! I'm back, I'm back, you know it! Add mon bbm, c'est 2806DE90. Alright I vill start with the questions. Lemme think. BRB
WOOOOO
i heard you have the foots fetish? what type ohf feets do you like? long nail or short? or none absolutely?
omg totaly
what do you think of both sarfrazs?
I was still like 10 when the older one graduated, and the younger one is a chill yute.
I want your schlong in my mouth would you give it to me?I like feet, i want to lick and tickle yours
My **** or my feet? PICK ONE MOTHERCHUD
i heard you have abnormally ginormous thumbs is that true?
They're not GINORMOS but they'll rather grossly misshapen ahah.
I heard that your nose swells when you smell sushi. is that true?
Yes
you're retarded.
Hurt duur
i was eating big sudanese banana it made me think of you ;)
those bananas are f***ing delicious.
thank you
why not?
My pas*port isn\'t being processed properly :/ So I don\'t have my do***ents.
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