Matt Knarr
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i miss you amazinggrace
I miss u too. I always just skip to v.
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I love you so much and I love that b**ty too
b**ty. It brings people together.
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THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY!!!
Liar, the cold bothers everyone. Because it's Canada. Like, no.
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Do you wanna build a snowman?
No because I hate winter. Go away.
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ISN'T JESSICA ABBOTT JUST THE HOTTY HOT SUPER STAR?! jessicaabbott
And subtle, too.
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my handson grandson amazinggrace
Grace. I'm worried about you. I think you need to seek attention. Is this a cry for help? Stay strong <3
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You're so handsome :3
Aw, shucks, you :) 4am anons are the best anons, apparently.
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Baby turtles is like a sforzando piano. At first it's like AWWW and then it's like NAWWWW. WaywardVagabond
This simile is the best simile.
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baby turtles are my ringtone
This definitely says something about you. And, I hate to break it to you, but it's probably not saying something good.
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SWEATheart
My heart is sweaty because it's been exerting itself loving you <3
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You're a sweatheart <3
ECHOOOOO echoooo (((echooo)))
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Gawd I love you.
You're a sweetheart <3
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How many swags do you have?
I have 7 swags, one for each day of the week. They're even colour-coded too! I mean, if that doesn't scream swag...
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I feel sick.
Go chicken-noodle yourself.
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Is it bad that I am deeply confused as to your cannibalism? GreatColtini
The better question is probably if it's bad that I'm a cannibal? And the answer is a resounding yes.
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MATT KNARR IS WUNDERBAR - A better rhyme from Colton GreatColtini
Does that make me a cannibal then?
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Prettiest girls at Central?
Megan, Ayah, and Anna Kuepfer! Like seriously, wow, bam, 10/10 would stare at adoringly again.
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hottest stage managers u know
I feel like Emma is literally the hottest because of all the time she spends under her laptop, but Margaret, Emily, and Hannah are all honourable mentions.
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MATT KNARR IS A SHINING STAR-A simple rhyme from Noah noah.phibbs
Best poem ever, someone get this man a Pulitzer!
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I appreciate you
And I (probably) appreciate you :)
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I liked 'Matt's b**ty' alot, but i only want the butt. No twerking, all b**ty.
b**tylicious.
Just raw, unedited, still b**ty. I can appreciate that. (Also, qooh.me censors a lot of words. Like, b**ty? Really?)
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Hottest guys at central?
I feel like actually giving an honest answer for this one (what??? Matt isn't responding with a semi-clever quip? What is this???). Out of the guys that I actually sort of know and stuff, probably Colton, Cal, and Aidan
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you got da b**ty
NETFLIX MODE ENGAGE. If you liked "Matt's b**ty," you might like "Two Basic White Girls," an upcoming CommTech project in which I try to twerk.
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How do your get your face to look so good literally all the time? (And I'm literally not even misusing 'literally')
I bathe in the blood of virgins. <3
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Psychic.
Not so much, I sent you that exact thing yesterday. Not rocket science.
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u r a q t
Margaret, I'm looking at you for this one.
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The thing you want the most this Xmas?
A heart.
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Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
My ability to count, my memory, and my ability to count.
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U r fabulous
Why thank you, kind sir/madam/genderless alien being
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r u gay or canadian? the answer could take weeks.
This man is gay AND Canadian!... Well... that took significantly less than a week.
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ARE YOU READY TO BE MODELS amazinggrace
AW YEAH DUDE I AM SO READY TO STRUT LIKE THE FIERCH *****ES WE ARE
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yay i've been included ohaveleigh
Oh... did I say... I did. Oh. I'm sorry. That was a typo, it was supposed to say Maveleigh. My bad.
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10 favourite people in grade ten then
Hannah Mariana Aveleigh Maddie Ariana Emma K Zippydagun Ben Kane ****y Cal *sits and waits to see who I missed/offended*
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favourite people in grade 10?
That's kind of a large pool to draw from, how many am I supposed to choose?
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i am insulted matthew amazinggrace
Grace, you're funny. Not "ha-ha" funny. More like "god, what's wrong with that girl's face? It looks off-putting. I'm worried, that looks kind of" funny.
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Swag JoshNear
yolo420blzitfgt
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funniest girls you know?!
Emma Dunlop, good lord that girl could improv her way out of a cardboard box... because there wasn't a cardboard box there in the first place, she just improved it into existence. Ariana is hilarious when she tries to be, and Emma Thomas is when she doesn't try to be. Honourable mention to Sarah Wray because her whispered puns are A+.
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You have 69 answers lolololol
To answer this, and ruin that number, or to let it sit in the inbox and let the number pass unnoticed. These are the choices I lie awake with at night.
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SPAM. PSAM. PASM. PAMS. APMS. AMPS. AMSP. MASP. MSAP. MSPA. SMPA. SPMA. SPAM.
Wow, that's a lot of spam. I guess you could say it's... Spamalot.
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aveligh is such a ***** why do u hang out with her
Ooh, it's my turn. I've been seeing a bunch of these in my friends' inboxes, but never in my own! I'm included now! In seriousness, I'd usually delete this, but everyone seems to be so defensive when they get these about their friends. May I just point out that troll, troll, trolly troll troll. This question is REALLY rhetorical, does anyone really care about the answer to something like this? They're just asking for the sake of asking. And because it's always about the friend's of the person, it's to get a rise out of the person they're asking. You might not even hate Aveleigh, you could just be dissing her to get me angry. But I'm not, really, because people call Aveleigh a ***** to my face. This is small potatoes, bro, try again.
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matt you are my favourite ever amazinggrace
Grace, you have just made my day, bless yo face :)
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You're pretty
Why thank you :D Obviously, though, you haven't seen me Snapchat.
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hEY PUNK YOU WANNA GO (get a refreshing smoothie)
I am no punk, you rapscallion. You young wipper-snappers get off my lawn. (Also, if this was meant seriously, to ask me out, I'm so sorry about ruining this nice moment)
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Imm gonna go die now :'( marmar
You don't need to be a Disney Princess to be awesome, look at Jennifer Hudson. Or, you could be your own Disney princess, if you'd like.
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I still hate you I'm still here
Is there a reason you don't want to tell me why you hate me?
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OOOH ME NOW ME disney princess woo ohaveleigh
You're probably closest to Ariel, in my mind.
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Why are you making this so sad for me....? Can you just answer the god damn question which Disney princess is most like Mariana ....pwease?
There isn't one, sorry :(
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I LOVE YOU MATT YOU ARE FABULOUS don't play with the hatas
I don't even think that person was hating, they just sort of hated me, they weren't like pestering me at all. However, to that person, COME BACK TO MY QOOHME and let me know why you hate me, because I want to approve/atone for what I s*ck at
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OK FINE YOU WANNA PLAY LIKE THAT WHAT DISNEY PRINCESS DOES MARIANA BEST MATCH UP (ex. If she were one of the Disney princesses she would be)
None, there's not one that has NEARLY that much energy.
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MARIANA IS GAY??????
Naw bro, she just plays lots of lesbian characters. So many it's slightly suspicious. But only slightly.
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No truer words have been spoken.
I don't know, Barney Stinson says some pretty true words, he might have me beat.
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I said Disney princess bro......pip isn't a Disney princess
PIP IS A DISNEY PRINCESS IN MY MIND! No, but actually you just said you preferred princess, it wasn't a rule. Sarry brah.
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ALL DA SPAM FROM MEEEEEE I HATE YOU MOTHER ****ING wait wait I just found a penny hold up
I'm just going to go ahead and assume this is Mariana.
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Really, the only mistake in that was the lack of a comma and not the fact I didn't capitalize properly?
I consider caps lock a form of artistic expression at this point.
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WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER (preferably Disney princess ) DO YOU MATCH UP MARIANA WITH
Wait, by match up, do you mean fits Mariana best, or romantic involvement? Because Mariana isn't a lesbian, she just plays lesbians. All the time. But for who she is, I'd say Pip from Enchanted, and for who I'd match her up with, probably Beast, because there's no way she would take his sass and it would be hilarious.
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I hate you
Which of my many flaws has given you grief?
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OH MY GOD BURNING RAGE I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE-wait... i think... i think i messed that up..
Yeah, I think there's supposed to be a comma after god, that's a pretty major mess up.
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What you think of, We Cant Stop by Miley Cyrus?
I was surprised by how good it was. Definitely absurdist, and meant to confuse, but under that is actually a decent about of quality stuff.
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My spoon is too big.
Mah spoon... is too big!
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Match Disney Princesses to your friends
I feel like almost all of them are going to freak at me if they don't get Belle yikes.
Grace - Rapunzel
Ariana - Ariel
Maddie - Belle
Emma T. - Merida
Megan - Meg (shush I'm aware of the name thing but there are other reasons) (also is she even a princess, I don't think so whoops putting it anyway)
Lauren - Snow White
Sarah - Pocahontas (okay excuse me why is Pocahontas on the official list what the sam hell is she princess of)
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I'M THE MOUSE OHMYGOSH YAY
just creeping your qoome... squeak squeak.
Poppy the mouse, it's a time honoured motif in literature
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are you bi?
Oh, lord, this is going to be a decently long and incredibly boring answer.
I am bi in the sense that I'm technically attracted to both men and women, but I identify with the label of gay because it leans VERY heavily towards males. There is a list of a good enough size, of women I'm attracted to, but for the most part the female body does nothing for me. I subscribe to the notion that we're all bise*ual as a starting point, and that anything beyond that is us leaning one way to another; that everyone is bi until they're attracted to one more than the other, as opposed to straight until deviating. As well, I highly doubt that there is anyone in existence who is completely, 100% gay or completely, 100% straight. It's all different hues of grey, and that's something to accept and embrace.
Historically, though, I did identify as bise*ual up until sometime in grade 9, because I thought my attraction was more equally distributed. This wasn't actually the case, and I have a whole other set of theories about that tendency.
As you can see, I have far too much free time to think about such things. Do you regret asking yet, anon?
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oh, and who would you be in Wonderland?
I'd be one of the trippy flowers chillin' in the garden.
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match characters from alice in wonderland to your friends. list formation, please
Megan Dill is and always will be Alice, to a tee.
Emma Thomas is the Mad Hatter.
Ariana Sprott would be the Cheshire Cat.
Poppy Kipfer is the Mouse.
Mariana Buchanan would be the Queen of Hearts.
Hannah Cunningham as the March Hare.
Jake Wellington would be a fabulous Caterpillar.
I think that covers the main characters.
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cats, dogs, or Slitheen?
A catheen, a mixture of a cat and a Slitheen. Please tell me someone has made that a thing.
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most annoying attribute a person could possess?
There's so darn many, how can I choose just one?
Probably treating yourself as if you're better than others, and others as though they are below you. Not even just thinking it, I'm fine with people think on it, but the second you start acting upon it, my eyes instantly start rolling.
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What;s your dream in life?
You just dug yourself into a philosophical deep hole, anon.
I have no dream in life. Life is to be lived with, not dreamed. However, I have a dream in my death, when there is finally time to dream and not to do. I dream that, upon my death, I won't regret. Not my time spent, not my people loved, not my deeds done. I will be happy in the way I have lived.
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YES.
... everything I've ever known is wrong.
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Hey... Ask me if I'm a truck..
Are you a truck?
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....No.
*drops mic and backflips offstage into a Ferrari*
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Hey.. Ask me if I'm a truck...
Are you a truck? ;)
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i like it when you caress my face with a gun. i like it alot. ;} lexi.steinbach
How about, next time, I caress some other places with that gun. I'm gonna shoot some bullets, babe. ;)
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now im curious i heard you werent going to semi but now you are? lol wut
I'm still not, to the best of my knowledge. Unless someone has a plan to kidnap me and bring me by force, which I wouldn't put past any of my friends.
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you are the john to my sherlock
DO A FLIP!
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YOU'RE WARM AND WONDERFUL
Future job: human radiator
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YOU ARE A MAGNIFICENT BUTTFACE AND I WISH TO SNUGGLE YOU THAT IS ALL GOOD DAY SIR
I KNOW WHO THIS IS IMMEDIATELY, AND I CAN THEREFORE SAY WITH CERTAINTY THAT YOUR BUTT IS BEAUTIFUL AND I WISH TO SNUGGLE YOUR FACE AS WELL
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2.999... is actually equal to 3 JoshNear
Obviously your username is fitting.
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Your fabulous
Why thank you, anon :)
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You poked my nose mmghcharlieissocool
It's my version of baptism. You're welcome.
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would you like some applesauce?
Any reply I could use for this would make people speculate about my weird se* life, so I'm just going to not.
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You're a cool dude, man, dude. Keep being dude... I mean cool. Man.
I do believe I'll continue being cool AND dude, if that's alright with you.
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I wuv you :3
p.s. if you had to eat someone, who would it be and why?
Hmmm, well, if I'm eating all of them, I'd go with someone on death row, to get them off the earth.
If I'm just eating a selected part of them, I'd eat the calf of someone paralyzed from the waist down.
Logic-ed!
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who is your favourite short, blonde, whovian potterhead ? amazinggrace
You are, Grace <3
PS Aveleigh, don't kill me please
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you aren't important enough for people to hate you soupdogg8
Scott really gets it, guys.
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do you like turtles?
http://www.lovepixar.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/squirt-sea-turtle-finding-nemo.jpg
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The thing at the place during the time with the people, ya know?
DUDE THAT THING OH MAN that thing was just so
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You know, theres something about you and something about me.....It's almost normal, but not quite. I'd say it's... Next to normal.
HANNAH GODDAMNIT ARE YOU GETTING BACK AT ME FOR MY "SO ANYWAY" MOMENT
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You are the cutest emmarudy
And you turn me straight ;)
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any resolutions?
I was tempted to make a few but I never got around to setting them out. Maybe I should resolve to get around to more things.
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Doobelly doobelly dooooooooooo
Doo doo. Doo doo duh duh doo doo. Doo doo doo ba doo doo. Doo doo bah dah do (dum dum dum dum dum dum dum) doo doo doo bah da doo doo doo bah da doo DAH. - The 30 Rock theme
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I'm wondering... about... things...
I don't believe you can wonder about anything other than "things", because "things" encapsulates all wonder-able concepts. Would you like to be more specific? I as*ume so, considering you're going out of your way to tell me you're wondering about things.
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Have I ever told u how se*y u are? Oh that's right, everyday...
Obviously I haven't been around when you've told me though. Thank you :)
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hmmm.... I wonder...
Wondering is fun, I like wondering. What are you wondering, anon?
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Cats? Cats for Matt?
Cats accepted.
Cats always accepted.
ALWAYS.
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Pop
Six
Squish
Uh-uh
Cicero
Lipshi*z
This will now be in my head all day, thanks. (Myles, I as*ume?)
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I'm now curious, who do you think I am?
Well, my first guess just panned out, but I have an idea of a couple traits about you.
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Mine was about the same, I have a feeling many people felt it was off in some way. Anyway, I fear this is where my conversation must end, lest you figure out who I am. It was really really nice talking to you for once!
Well, I'm almost certain that I already have, and this message confirmed it.