Aidan Patterson
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Will you give me a b l o w j o b please? or maybe I could give you one?
woah there WoAh ThErE WOAH THERE HOLD ON A ! FUC!K ING!!!! SEC!!!!!! Who the what the what?
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Who's the "person you have"?
Austin :)
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Will you go out with me? <3 or are you seeing someone?
I probably wouldn't date some anonymous person mostly because I have no idea who you are XD also I have a person :3
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Favorite people to talk to?:)
Austin, David, Caylie, Poppy, Kelsey, Steph, Callum, Mad dog, Aveleigh, Ariana, Mariana Anna, Tati, Shannon, Alex and Julia :)
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**** >= butt? True or false
I wish I knew what the first word was XD
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Thoughts btw It Bre Werezak:) haha
Fun to talk to not to eat :)
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Thoughts on Jordan Sutherland?
he's dating my neighbor and we don't talk a lot anymore :P
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do you want a boyfriend?
Depends, are you up for dating someone? #SMOOOOOOOOTTTTHHHHHH
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Aidan you are so awesome reading your answers makes me wish to receive more hugs because of your awesomeness
-Hannah of Northwestern of whom you attended Bedford with and stuff :D
HANNAH GETS ALL THE HUGS!
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Are you a virgin?
*worlds saddest song played on the worlds tiniest violin begins*
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Askity ask asking stuff ask ask ask blarg
This ask is my patronus :)
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What does a b l o w j o b feel like?
I wouldn't exactly know now would I?
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Likening anyone
Yes. That's all you're getting :)
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Aidan shut up you are so preety more pretty than unicorns
But unicorns are the only animals that can grow one corn.
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Your source of happiness?
A person whom I am Under preSsure To speak about at thIs momeNt :D
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AidanIloveyousomuchyouaresocuteomgyou'resoprettyiloveyouiloveyourhairface b*mandlaughandeyesandommmmggggweneedtogetmarriediloveyousomuchyoudon'tevenknowiloveyouiloveyoulikeyouaresoperfectandwonderfuland yousmellniceandyourhugsarethebetsandyoumakemesohappy
AWWWWW :D this took forever to read, but I'm glad I did :D
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AIDAN YOU SWEETHEART YOU!!!! THANKS FOR SAYING ALL THOSE THINGS ABOUT ME marmar
Ily <3
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can I s*ck your **** please?
I love your manners, but have to decline the request XD
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YOU SMELL AMAZING ALL OF THE TIME YOU'RE SUCH A SWEETHEART AND YOU MAKE ME SMILE CONSTANTLY ILY BAE <3 <3 Elder.Cunningham
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Thoughts on sydney elzingaaaa?:0
I MISS HER!
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Uh, what? xD
I was just joking around with the whole guys thing, but I thought that I wouldn't objectify them for the sake of one response :P
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Your hair though. (Y)
Thanks :) I have like 1,000,000,000 insecurities about my hair, so it's nice to hear these things :)
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Crushing on anyone?
Much yes, such crush, very love
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I love you and your flawlessness. You are honestly perfect <3
<3
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Hottest grade 11 guys at central?
hmmm... theres... noooo... well, there could be... nooo... ummm... that would be weird.... Yup, that's it :)
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How much is enough money for you?
10 monies
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You're way cuter than me :) austin1144
D'awwww :3
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is *exuality even real noah.phibbs
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I pretend it isn't. In my dreams there is no more *exuality, dude-bros begin punching everything in sight to prove their masculinity, their fedoras flapping in the cool summer breeze. I dreamed a dream.
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The best thing about you is not your *exual orientation. It's obviously your butt. JoshNear
I love my butt :3
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You shouldn't answer questions about your *exuality like "sure, why not", you're a sick dude and if you are gay or bi or straight you should work that ****.
Okay, here comes a thing. This is getting hijacked. I do not answer anything *exuality related on social networks anymore because I actually do find the questions to be offensive unless I know the person; and to be clear, I do not find them offensive because they attack me personally, but because that kind of question when asked anonymously is, in my opinion, highly discriminatory. I am slightly ashamed of the fact that I once thought that these kinds of anonymous questions attacked me personally; as if questioning my *exuality somehow hurt my feelings. I do realize now that while I should not be angry when my *exuality is questioned anonymously because no part of me should feel that the answer would effect my life in any way, I can be angry due to the fact that questions like these when asked in this form are degrading to a whole demographic of people. This is not degrading in the usual sense, that the attack is explicitly stated, such as questions like "What are you, gay?" but are far more subtle. If you would not ask a straight person if they are straight in an anonymous fashion, whether you feel it is obvious or not, then you should not be anonymously asking about other peoples *exuality. *exuality is an intrinsic part of people, and likewise, should not be made into a public spectacle. I understand that sometimes a person's curiosity gets to them and they would like to know, but if that is the case, you should always ask the person as nicely as possible in a personally identified manner. BUT! One of my pet peeves is people asking me what my *exual orientation is just out of curiosities sake. What you need to understand is that when someone discloses to you their *exuality, there is often a lot of trust involved with it. If the person does not want to tell you, they won't, and you need to respect that. I have said millions of times that I do not like getting asks like the previous one, and for some reason, no one respects that. My *exuality is not the most amazing thing about me, just as the *exuality of any straight person is not the most important thing about them. This is discrimination, and I will treat is as nothing less than that. All that being said, I was fed up and answered one of them ambiguously. Sorry for being human.
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R u gay? I really need to know?
sure, why not.
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Thoughts on Mariana Buchanan? ;)
She is perfect in all ways including the b**ty way. Also she does the singing thing which is an insta-respect thing for me :)
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You walked past me in the hallway you smelt really good.
If you can smell me from that far away I probably don't smell as good as you think I do XD
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fav grade twelves? ;)
Alex, Ross, Poppy, Taylor, Cullen :)
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who r ur favourite grade tens?
Aveleigh, Mad dog, Ariana, Mariana, David :) Soddy if I missed you, I'm doing homework
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I'm so glad your around, your smile and hugs make my day 1000X better
I love you <3
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Jesus H Christ Aidan your so damn perfect GAH if only we hit it off oh so long ago :(
<3
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Why don't you love me?!?!? D:
I LOVE EVERYONE NO EXCEPTIONS! <3
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Why do you give such amazing hugs and how can you be so wonderful ALL the time? I love you soo much, I just can't handle it!
All hugs are good :3 I love huggs :3 and I love you too :D I'm pretty sure I know who this is ;)
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Why are you so wonderfully beautiful and amazingly fantastic?
This question assumes that I am those things to begin with XD
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Who what when where why how?
Was there a squirrel?
How many dolphins ate Cheerios?
What did the wizard do with his $xTHCx$ brain frying potion?
How'd the gator get in the basement?
What's the meaning of life?
Efil fo gninaem eht s'tahw?
I feel terrible that I can't answer any of these questions... My education is incomplete.
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How are you soooo nice?
p.s. I love you <3
I try to be nice because I understand what it's like to be disliked :) Also I love you too <3
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I THINK YOU'RE AN AWESOME GUY GreatColtini
Awwwwwwww :) You are amazing too :)
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Wait, you're getting the f** anons? THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ME! Step off, *****. themattknarr
WOAH THERE PARTNER
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You're an extreme f** who think he's so cool! Your really not....go to st mikes....oh wait they don't expect gays...sorry mr "fuffy"
This is the funniest **** I've ever read XD
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What have you learned today?
I learned about isomorphisms, laplacian transforms and differential equations. I also learned that the auto correct thingy on here doesn't know what the words isomorphisms and laplacian are XD
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youre awesome...
keep on being awesome
Why thank you. Thank you a whole lot :3
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I'm sorry for infecting you with mono D: Please still love me! <3
I still love you a lot :)
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nooo dont be sick<33 who am i going to hug at school noow ohaveleigh
I'll be in for the first two periods health permitting :P
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My brother had mono and shingles at the same time once, it looked awful JoshNear
Oh my. That boy needs Jesus
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If you get me sick I ain't being sick with you, I'm gonna go off and be sick in my own little realm separate from yours themattknarr
#FineByMe
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Coming to school with mono = killing puppies. DEAD TO ME themattknarr
Didn't think I had mono until Abby and I figured it out during fourth period. And I totally hope you get mono and have to be sick with me.
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SWAG IS THE ANSWER (Y)
Called it :)
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thoughts on lauren mcdade? :3
Swag ;)
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r u gay
no homo though right?
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ME > HOMEWORK GreatColtini
Of course ;)
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WE SHOULD HANG THEN! :D GreatColtini
AS SOON AS I GET MY PHYSICS DONE
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Thoughts on Colton? (YOU OWE ME A DRINK STILL! ;) ) GreatColtini
Colton is great, and he never comes to see me even though we live a few seconds away XD and I will get you the drink some time
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why are you such a beautiful boy that smells so good and gives such great hugs? why am I lucky enough love you so much?
I am by no means anyone's definition of beautiful; the smell thing is not my fault, I just always smell like fabric softener XD and I think I am lucky that I know you whoever you are :)
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i love you <3 ArielReptaar
Love you to Ariel :)
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What are you doing in your bedroom ?
Older brother things... shhh, it's a secret bree
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Talking to you always brightens my day, love you to pieces Aidan <333
Thank you so much :) you are great :)
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Who's you're best friend and why is it Josh Near? JoshNear
I have to many best friends and now I will explain why it is josh Near: That time I called him an uncultured **** for not knowing the difference between sulfur and phosphorous smells XD
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Aidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I need another massage :3
I actually think I did a **** job last time XD
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I love Taboo!
Best quote from today: Word was 'Portrait" My Clue: "Old people painted selfies"
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If you could never see a human face ever again; every human face in the world would be replaced by an animal's face by your mind, what animal would you want it to be?
Something that wouldn't creep me out... Maybe a cat face... OH! Like the time Hermione Granger took cat hair from a brush and turned herself into a cat. That was adorable XD
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Dating anyone?
Nope, life is way to busy, and attractive people are mostly boring XD
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Ur gay
Today I walked around with my friends, went to a book sale, ate awesome food, shopped at the mall, and played Taboo. I guess you could say I am feeling pretty Gay; happiness is a gift, cherish it for all it is worth :)
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I LOVE YOU.
Love you too :)
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Are you gay or not? It's not an attack, it's a question because I'm curious.
You can always ask me these things in person. Anon is kind of strange though
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your pretty weird
I will accept this as a compliment and move on XD
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You are amazing and can make anybody smile, (also you are as smart as **** dude)
AWWWWW :)
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thoughts on hannah c?
Love her to bits <3 fun to talk to, not to eat :)
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Do you want some trumpet music for I have no longer a need for it, it is implanted in my brain
ALWAYS :D totally jammed my mouth piece in my trumpet though :( life=shi*
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What is your favourite anime of all time?
FMA
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Opinion on Caylie
I can't have opinions about Caylie; Caylie does not allow me to have opinions XD
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tbh for bree :*
Tbh I love Bree :D she is perfect in every way, and can make me laugh at any time of day :)
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You posted this at midnight, you clearly don't understand how demand and supply works :P JoshNear
Well then XD I figured that no one else was going to do it at midnight, so why not lol
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What would you like to do most after uni with a degree in mathematics?
Definitely become a prof. and just do research for a living. :)
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I saw you on Monday walking and you were dressed in some martial arts stuff. What was that for?
I teach/learn karate on Mondays and wednesdays. I have a black belt in Okinawan Goju-Ryu.
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How do you feel about cat abortions?
PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE! PRO CHOICE!
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Are you homose*ual?
Is this the most interesting thing you can ask me? I mean, you are talking to a human being here, someone who has has 16 years of living experience, has a black belt in Okinawan Goju-Ryu, and is well on his way to University for pure mathematics. Does my *exual orientation really matter as much as any of those other things; and on that note, do you really think that a *exual orientation (Something which everyone has) is a huge factor in defining who I am as a person? I personally would answer no to that question, on the grounds that I have done many things in my life that do not center around my *exual orientation, as well as the fact that I do not capitalize my *exuality as one of my fundamental personality traits; just as I am sure you do not. For some reason it seems important to you people - you anons - to distinguish my *exual orientation as if it will somehow make a difference in how I will conduct myself hereafter, or how I will allow myself to be treated as a member of society. But then again it does doesn't it? In more ways than one being asked this question has caused many people to change, convolute, or worse, hide who they really are, just to avoid any doubt in their *exuality. Of course now, this isn't your fault anon - well, not entirely anyway -, we are taught that anyone who is not Cisgendered should be seen as weak, or that they should be shunned on the grounds of difference.rnLet me lay it out for you. While my *exuality is not at any rate a huge part of who I am, it does control who I wish to have *exual relations with; nothing more, nothing less. This question does not scare me nor intimidate me in any way, as I am comfortable with my *exuality. For others however who have not come to terms with their *exuality, being asked this question at the wrong time could result in many depressing linked thoughts, as this may lead them to think that they are somehow inferior to the rest of the human race, despite having hundreds of amazing strengths dependant only on their personal drive and personality. So I get that the world has taught you to seek out homo*exuals like a bloodhound, but please, keep any and all *exuality related questions to your self unless told otherwise. Had this been anyone else, it is possible that they may have been triggered. Sorry for hijacking this, but I still won't be answering it.